Monday, October 10, 2011
Monday, October 3, 2011
Being (Trendy) Baba!
....is very-VERY difficult and challenging. You have to do crazy stuff to maintain and increase your stardom.
1) - See if you are implementing a new idea (like me doing meditation, pooja in between this lehar Peps...I mean only 'Lehar'). You should be well aware of the side effects of trying something new. In this case I felt Gulguli, loss of sensation, urge to relive my childhood by SU-SU-ing in disguise but as a true Baba...I fought *we shall overcome* background (haan-haan theek hai, supporting staff ho to peechhe se madad karo na, script mey aane ka bahana chahiye....what bunch of unprofessional people!) & overcame these evil things. Cameraman, kaam pe dhyaan do. Maine ninni si aankhen khol rakhi hai aur tum gaon-waaliyon ko kyu cover kar rahe ho? Yahan tumhara kaam hai SIRF MERE PHOTO KHEENCHNA, Nothing else. Ullu!
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2) - Mujhe aesa kyu lag raha hai ki mai beh raha hun? Aye cameraman, bacha le mujhe! Mai zyada der tak bina darr waale expressions nahi rakh sakta. Aye Babu...aye Bhaiya bacha le. Wo to maine aese hi kaha tha ki tumhara kaam sirf mere photo kheenchna hai....aur Ullu to muh se nikal gaya protocol ki formality mey, waise ullu to ek sammaan hai. Lakshmi Maiya ki sawari hai....achchha mai ullu.....arre...arre...AAAAAAAAAAAA! Aakhri baar mere Blogs aur FB update kar diyo....password to sun le kuttey....nahi-nahi...achchha sorry! Kutta to Shri Kaal Bhairav ji ki sawari hota hai.
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Kya?
Ye Kya hai?
1 Minute...ye pic kis lulu ne Black & White ki? Itni creativity kismey fhat padi? Ki banda mar gaya to uski pic B/W kar do. Matlab wait nahi kar sakte ninna sa bhi.
"Mohit Baba! Lulu kinki sawari hoti hai?"
Chup! Lulu-Vulu kuch nahi hota. Sab dimaag ka weham hai.
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Aah! wo to bhala ho us gaon waali ka jisne...mera pait aur chest pump karke paani nikala aur mouth-to-mouth CPR..ahem!
....The End!
1) - See if you are implementing a new idea (like me doing meditation, pooja in between this lehar Peps...I mean only 'Lehar'). You should be well aware of the side effects of trying something new. In this case I felt Gulguli, loss of sensation, urge to relive my childhood by SU-SU-ing in disguise but as a true Baba...I fought *we shall overcome* background (haan-haan theek hai, supporting staff ho to peechhe se madad karo na, script mey aane ka bahana chahiye....what bunch of unprofessional people!) & overcame these evil things. Cameraman, kaam pe dhyaan do. Maine ninni si aankhen khol rakhi hai aur tum gaon-waaliyon ko kyu cover kar rahe ho? Yahan tumhara kaam hai SIRF MERE PHOTO KHEENCHNA, Nothing else. Ullu!
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2) - Mujhe aesa kyu lag raha hai ki mai beh raha hun? Aye cameraman, bacha le mujhe! Mai zyada der tak bina darr waale expressions nahi rakh sakta. Aye Babu...aye Bhaiya bacha le. Wo to maine aese hi kaha tha ki tumhara kaam sirf mere photo kheenchna hai....aur Ullu to muh se nikal gaya protocol ki formality mey, waise ullu to ek sammaan hai. Lakshmi Maiya ki sawari hai....achchha mai ullu.....arre...arre...AAAAAAAAAAAA! Aakhri baar mere Blogs aur FB update kar diyo....password to sun le kuttey....nahi-nahi...achchha sorry! Kutta to Shri Kaal Bhairav ji ki sawari hota hai.
-------------X--------------X---------------X---------------X-----------
Kya?
Ye Kya hai?
1 Minute...ye pic kis lulu ne Black & White ki? Itni creativity kismey fhat padi? Ki banda mar gaya to uski pic B/W kar do. Matlab wait nahi kar sakte ninna sa bhi.
"Mohit Baba! Lulu kinki sawari hoti hai?"
Chup! Lulu-Vulu kuch nahi hota. Sab dimaag ka weham hai.
-------------X--------------X---------------X---------------X-----------
Aah! wo to bhala ho us gaon waali ka jisne...mera pait aur chest pump karke paani nikala aur mouth-to-mouth CPR..ahem!
....The End!
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