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Monday, July 14, 2014

Bhukamp Peedit Ulkapind Video Monologue



*We apologize for average video and voice over quality.

Bhukamp peedit Ulkapind

1.     Nahi! Mai Bhukamp peedit nahi hun. Shehar mey Bhukamp aaya hai iska matlab ye to nahi ki us din kisi ke ghar antriksh se Ulkapind nahi gir sakti?” Haso mat!

2.     Arre koi meri baat kyu nahi maan raha? Sab hase hi jaa rahe hai. Mere ghar mey Ulkapind gira hai.

3.     Dekho…wait..mai lambi saans leta hun…shuru se batata hun.

4.     Humara domanjila makaan hai. Upar kiraydaar rehte hai aur neeche meri family. Mere parivaar mey mere mummy-papa hai jo Gaon….mera matlab Goa vacation par gaye hai. Kirayedaar young couple hai.

5.     Subah zor se ek dhamake ki aawaz huyi jaise sabse purani waali Mahabharat mey 2 teer takrate the to jo aawaz hoti thi waisi waali aawaz….aur maine mehsoos kiya ki meri baahon mey koi hai. Maine socha roz ki tarah sapna hoga aur upar waali Bhabhi hongi jab aankh khulengi to Kaamwaali ki jhaadu se udi dhool se Good Morning hogi.

6.     Par ek to dhamaka phir aaj sapne se ulat Bhabhi bahut kulmula rahi thi baahon mey, aankhen khuli to dekha meri baahon mey Bhabhi ki jagah Bhaiya chhatpate hue keh rahe the ki “Bhagwan k liye mujhe jaane de, Darinde!”

7.     Upar roof mey ched ho gaya tha jis se aasmaan dikhai de raha tha. Kamre aur Hall ko ghere hue ek badi chattan type padi thi jisme se dhuan nikal raha tha. Bhabhi aur Kaamwaali ka kuch ata-pata nahi tha kyoki Ulkapind seedhe unpar gira tha.

8.     Tabhi gande kapdo mey ek sundar si yuvati mere paas aayi aur boli….
“Bhaiya! Pair hatao, poochha lagana hai.”

9.     Ulkapind k jaadui asar se Kaamwaali Bai khoobsurat ho gayi thi. Tabhi nighty pehne hue Lasith Malinga hamare saamne aa gaya. To mai aur Bhaiya uske saath selfies aur autograph lene ki zid karne lage….Malinga Bola…

“Arre Murakh…mai teri bhabhi hun…”

Ulka k Jaadu se Bhabhi ki shakl Malinga jaisi lag rahi thi.

The End!

Actor – Prince Ayush (Debut Video)
Author - Mohit Sharma (Trendster / Trendy Baba)


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