Dark Side

"Kanw-Kanw" (Utho Anthony, Subah ho gayi. Dekho mujhe dubara chillane par majboor mat karo, aajkal mere THS-CROWING classes chal rahe hain, jis mein hum sab kauvon ko Rahul ki photo dikha di jaati hai aur Himesh Reshammiya ka music sunaya jaata hai, tanki hum sab THS comics mein apni cameo appearance se apni saath wali Crow-Gals ko mate banne ke liye impress kar sakein.)


Anthony - Prince, main teri manhus aawaz sun kar toh raat ke 12 baje se jaag raha hoon, jab se tum Sophisticated Wishuman banne ke liye, mujhe NIKKATO HAIKU POETRY suna rahe ho. Pata nahi kahan se utha laaye, yeh Poetry-cum-One Liners.

Prince - "Kanw-Kanw" (Bakwas band karo aapni. Nikkato aaj kal hi bahut badi shaiyar bani hain, inko prize mein Trendy Baba Sign kiya hua "Kaccha Award" bhi mil chuka hai aur Maria toh Fan hi inki Poetry ki. Chalo ab jaldi se bahar nikal aayo.)

Anthony - Nikal toh aata, par koi meri kabar ke aage Ambuja Cement laga gaya hai.

Prince - "Kanw-Kanw"(Toh Nagraj No.005 use karo.)

Anthony - Woh bhi use kar leta aur apni kabar ke picche waale backdoor se nikal aata par picche koi Visarpi ka poster laga gaya hai. Itna mazboot hai ki isse toh sirf Steroidoga kha kar hi toda ja sakta hai.

Prince - "Kanw-Kanwchika Waaun Waaun" (Mere khyaal se tumhari Dark Side khatam ho gayi hai, jinhe tum apni Powers kehte ho. Badi-badi deengein maarte the ne, ab bhugto.)

Anthony - Hey bhagwan, Dark Side kaise khatam ho gayi, kal hi toh "Black Computer" padh kar re-charge ki thi.

Prince - "Kanw-Kanw (Woh Fighter Toads ki comic hai, isiliye choti hi Dark Side recharge huyi hogi.)

Anthony - Kuch jaldi kar Prince aur mujhe yahan se bahar nikal warna main ghut-ghut ke aapni jaan de dunga. Arey main toh bhool hi gaya tha ki main marr hi nahi sakta.

Prince - "Kanw-Kanw" (Zada cheko mat, aaj tak tumni jitni bhi Comics mein woh badi-badi fantasies dikhayi hain na ki agar tumhara haath cut gaya toh jisne kaata hai uska kaat diya, toh tumhara haath phir se re-grow ho jaayega, woh tum bhi bhali bhaanti jaante ho ki kisi jhooth se kum nahi hai. Aur tumhe "Jhoot Bole kauva kaate" waali kahavat ka bhi koi darr nahi, kyunki tumhare kehne par main sabhi kauvon ko shaant rakhta hoon. Aur ab un sab Villains ki payment bhi baaki hai jinko tumne Comic mein na jaaney kaise-kaise maara, arey maara kya woh toh humne un par beeth kar-karke Make-Up karwane ke liye raazi kar liya. Tumhare ghayal hone waale Make-Up ka kharcha alag. Mere toh sab baal jhad gaye hain issi Taanta Khaane mein. Kisi tarah apne Feather, Pari Rakshak Bhokal ko bech kar tumhare karze cuka raha hoon, usse aapni Beeth bhi deni padti hai tanki woh apne Par Safed spray kar sake. Us kambhakt Bhokal ko, Snow white, Cindrella, Pocahontas, Jasmine, ke Phone-Number chahiye woh alag. Besharm kal toh Tantar aur Talwar ke Dhani Bhokal ki Wife's ke Number maang raha tha.)

Anthony - Kya? Uski yeh himmat, Naya character kya ban gaya, ek-do comics kya chal padin, apni PRB series ko kya NWS samajh raha hai?

Prince - "Kanw-Kanw" (Samajhta toh main nahi ki tum kya ho? Aaj tak toh mujhe yeh samajh nahi paaya ki tum yeh Pink and Black Costume paa kar ghumte ho ya phir Body ko Paint kiya hua hai. Aur Underwear bhi pehente ho ke nahi. Mera jeena haram kar rakha hai, kabhi Prince jaa ker dukaan se Playboy Magazine utha la, kabhi Rated-A for Anthony movies ka ticket laa de, kabhi mere ghar jaa ker Maria ki murabba banane mein help kar. Mujhe kya samajh rakha hai? Animal Rights naam ki koi cheez hai ke nahi.)

Anthony - Chalo mere pyaare Prince in sab baaton ko chodo aur mere liye Bankelal ki koi Comic laa do, jisse main apni Dark Side paa kar yeh kabar tod dun. Dekho jaldi karo, mujhe su-su aayi hai. Aur haan Comic CD format mein laa ker yeh kabar ki slaakh mein se khiska dena.

Prince - "Kanw-Kanw" (Main nahi laata, mujhe yaad hai pichli baar Dark Side ki Overdose ke baad tumne mujh par hi su-su kar diya tha, aur toh aur mere teen-patti khelte hue Friends ko khaa gaye the, yeh samajh kar ki tumhe Sanjay Ji Sadma-2 ya Dayan-2 mein role de denge, aur Aadil Ji tumhare liye "Main Bhi" bhi taiyar kar denge.)

Anthony - Main tujhe Nagayan Series mein Natasha ke kandhe par Cameo Appearance ke liye, Sanjay Ji se baat kar sakta hoon.

Prince - "Kanw-Kanw" (Nahi ji mujhe nahi chahiye Natasha, mujhe koi shauk nahi Nagayan mein ek aur Kid join karwane ki.)

Anthony - Please Prince, accha Crow ban kar Dark Side laa de, dekh mere peeth ki haddi tut rahi hai.

Prince - "Kanw-Kanw" (Koi zarurat nahi Raj Comics Forum member Karan ki Repeated Comedy karne ki. Laa deta hoon tumhare liye Dark Side. Intezar karna Dark Side se bharpoor Bankeylal Comic laane ke liye Pirated Comic Smuggler ke paas jaa raha hoon.)